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Originally Posted by B4BY F4C3
i used to be good at madden but i like shooters now... more entertaining.
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i made the worst mistake of my life in ATL playing madden...
It was a bright and cheery evening in the ATL until suddenly a swarm of negros came from every direction. There were young white chicks everywhere. As the negros got closer i realized that they all were wearing shirts that supported Madden NFL 07. It struck me that i had made the mistake of not only entering the Halo 2 and Gears of War tournament, but also entering my name in the Madden tournament knowing i was the most rascist bastard on the face of the planet. There was yet to be a negro under 6 foot show up and the tournament was minutes away. As i have made many mistakes earlier that day, i was soon to find out that i was about to make the biggest mistake of my life. Not only had i knocked the biggest negro out of the tournament first round using a quarter back sneak as the Tennessee Titans getting a touchdown to win the game 21-15 with 00:11 in the game, but as the scoreboard came up i stood up in a room full of negros and screamed "Get pwned Nigger! How you like me now *****!?" And then it hit me... Not only had i beat a black guy 3 feet talled than me, but i said Nigger. I died that afternoon. My friends and family agreed to have a rascial draft and trade me to the black congregation so it didnt look that bad on my gravestone. I am buried in the back of a "Black only" church called Panther Power Baptist church. Thank you for reading about my death. I hope you enjoyed it.
for all the black people... this was not meant to be an offensive post... just a joke and no i am not rascist.