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Ok, here it comes:
Joseph was a kid living with his mum, and he had behaved somewhat bad in his mothers eyes.
One night she said "What do you want for Christmas?"
"A bike" Joseph answered.
"Do you feel like you deserve it? I think you should write a letter to God and say sorry for youre acting" his mother said.
Next day Joseph sat in his room and wrote a letter.
Dear God
For Christmas I want a bike.
Dear Joseph
But he knew he didnt wrote the thruth so he started over again.
Dear God
For Christmas I would really, really, really want a bike.
Joseph
Again he knew he hadnt been honest when writing the letter.
Next morning Joseph came running out of his room,
his mother wondered what was happening and asked Joseph.
"Im going to the church mum!"
Off he went, and she thought that he learnt his lesson.
In church Joseph was looking around, when no one looked he sneaked a statue of Mary into his jacket.
When he came home he ran straight up to his room and found his paper and pen on the deskt, he started to write.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER AGAIN, GIVE ME THAT DAMN BIKE
YOU-KNOW-WHO
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