[Cowboys From Hell]

i went to the movies with lisa to find a telephone that beeped constantly like popcorn shiting on a turtle, it was so fun i couldnt believe my ears, i swear if that fag ever hits me again ill suck his left testicle sideways 4 times, man i love cheese, like when it glows like the sun peeing on the earth i wanna jump up and left wishing my life would just turn out to be more like Dimebags, I mean who wouldnt want to be ****ed daily and milk cows, i mean jeeze, wut do i have to do to get a little sex around here (that was dirty), MOO! So i walked into this bar right an this alien said "Take me to ur DEALER," I was like whoa man Jupiter's gravity isnt having that much of an effect on me, I just eat those lemons i dont want rabbies, like my god, how much teeth can i guy dance upon, he's no John Jacob Jingle Haggol Smith, its not ur name either so back the **** up, before i love ur sweet little ass with a crow-bar from hell, man im good like a bull in a china shop, so get raped newbs, ME for Presidant Y'all!