The Greatest Story Ever Told & Played!!!

[Zodiac]

Hello everyone I am here to tell you a horrbile tragedy that has happened to Xbox live. The story of.... "The nub who think's he's good because he cheated for his level." Now this story I thank god hasent happened to me more than once because whenever I encounter something like this I almost kill myself this tragic story has happened to Thimo, A person who has fun joking around by screaming how good he is but he never really means it some 'nubs' do think he is serous so they must turn on there mic and scream out in there high pitched voice that thanks to god you did'nt go deaf.

Chapter 1: the nub in a non-nub room.

Thimo was having a great time with his friends when he heard a burst of screech, Thimo immedaitly looked out side of any sight of a dying hy-ena but no sight of anything because the problem was in his T.V.! "SShut up nub I could own you!" Yelled the little kid that shouldnt really have the game. " Play me 1v1 and I will totally out BR YOU!!!!" Thimo was shocked about how someone could think how 1v1 really showed skill. "Hey shut up little girl leave this party no one likes you." Thimo said with the best comeback. "Hey shut up little girl leave this party no one likes you.'' The little girl said thinking if he made his voice higher people will not notice he has a even higher voice than the person he was mocking. "Your making fun of my voice, Little girl!? Look at your voice!" Thimo said. "Your making fun of my voice, Little girl!? Look at your voice!" Mocked the little girl, "Atleast im not a fat 30 year old!" the little girl said even though Thimo is a very skinney 16 year old. "OMG this kid is so stupid! Fine I'll play you 1v1." One sends each other a friend request and accept. Thimo wanting to see how retarded this kid is makes a joke game called "SMG's ARE FUN." Which any non-nub knows is from Captain Tea-Bag seriuos. What he doesnt realize is this kid thinks hes so good he brings a friend to watch. While they where in the pregame lobby Thimo put's it on SMG ARE FUN and everything goes well the nub and the friend dont say anything and Thimo even keep's going with the joke and starts up the count down when at the last 3 seconds one of the nub's delay's the count-down and say's "I'm not sure 1v1 start's with SMG's." Thimo quickly turn's his mic off and laughs out loud. After getting over it he waits for the next thing they say. "I sure it's right'' The other other nub said. My brother laughing start's the game. My brother of course not trying get's killed by the nub and the nub say's "Get out BRed!" and humps Thimo. Thimo getting very angry at the nub start's to try for one kill and of course 'Rapes' him but ofcourse not Smachtalking or hunping keep's walking and start's reloading. The friend of the nub still not killed ofcourse comes and say's "TAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEEE THIISSS!!" and kill's thimo thimo more angry than a old man trying to run across a high way boot's the nub as he's saying "Who is the nub no-" without finishing his last word get's booted and thimo end's the game.

Chapter 2:Who's bringing who's friend no-

At the pregame the nub say's "OHHHHH OHHHHH Why'd you end it NUB!?!?!?" "Are you retarde kid where going to play officail rules now." Thimo said. Thimo put's the rules on start's the game. Very important to know this nub got host. The game goes on the nub saying "Ge out BRed." when he grenaded him to death or when he beat him down or when he had a carbine. Thimo soon got a message from a good friend and decided to invite him to witness the biggest nub to ever be seen. Thimo say's "Hey im going to invite a friend to see this." Thimo not trusting this guy not to kill him during that time period of inviting his friend hides somewhere. The nub appearently now listening to anything he say's afraid that something he say's will comepetly make him cry said "Hiding already nub." Thimo ignores his retarded statement's keeps playing and later his friend comes. "You have to see this kid." said Thimo. Now many great thing's happened during this period that im skipping but I think Thimo desreves to say those. Now where up to 12 kill's for the nub and 13 for Thimo (May I remind you Thimo wasent trying at all.) the nub kill's him telehoping which he was doing the whole game and then you thimo get's another kill and I guess the nub get's scared. Now from witness report's by the friend who was watchign the nub stoped on one of the platform's and everyone is in red bar EXCEPT for the nub. Blue screen........ The nub is right behind thimothough he was on the otehr side of the map 5 second's ago. The nub shoot's him with the shotgun and hump's Thimo. Now both Thimo's friend and Thimo where freaking out. the nub spawns from his sitting out time and say's "You REALLY STAND BYED!!??!" The nub also ignores him and litterally kill's the friend and say's "Get out BRed." Even though he wasent trying to kill himself so Thimo could respawn. Then The most unbelivable thing happend he Sent a message to his friends saying how nooby Thimo is and how he beat him!!

To be continued

[airguitar901]

Wow quite a read. That is why I always press B in the postgame before anyone can say anything. That kid was a noob though, no question. Standbying a 1v1?

[Thimo]

True story...

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStat...&player=CThimo
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStat...&player=CThimo

[BL4CKOUT]

i didnt read it i have a short attention span and

[[B1G]]

Originally Posted by BL4CKOUT

i didnt read it i have a short attention span and ./`I'm GaY`\.

haha i cant believe i read all that.

[ViPeR]

wow uhh, ive heard better stories, u shouldve seen tha Quinn story