4v4, How Not to be a retard

[Matt PwNs]

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Lately it seems that there has been an increasing number of semi-retarted people playing 4's. I would just like to point out some things. You can call me a hypocrite, but at least I try and monitor myself.

1. Don't cry about how much kids suck, they will probably go more positive than you and it doesn't help.
2. If you call something out, BR there. "I hate how kids will say BR3!!" and then go hide somewhere S2. If you are low shields, then call out if the person is weak or not, so your teammate can know whether or not to BR him.
3. Don't expect help if you don't get any.
4. If you say, "I'm not trying", when you are getting shit on, and you know you are, you should probably go kill yourself.

Please people, I know I can *****, but at least I don't cry for a whole fvcking CTF Warlock or Middy Ball game. Grow the fvck up and just play. If you have fun, then you will most likely do better. This isn't directed at anyone in particular, just the whole of the people that run 4's.

Thanks.

[TreasoNzoRz]

Originally Posted by Matt PwNs

Lately it seems that there has been an increasing number of semi-retarted people playing 4's. I would just like to point out some things. You can call me a hypocrite, but at least I try and monitor myself.

1. Don't cry about how much kids suck, they will probably go more positive than you and it doesn't help.
2. If you call something out, BR there. "I hate how kids will say BR3!!" and then go hide somewhere S2.
3. Don't expect help if you don't get any.
4. If you say, "I'm not trying", when you are getting shit on, and you know you are, you should probably go kill yourself.

Please people, I know I can *****, but at least I don't cry for a whole fvcking CTF Warlock or Middy Ball game. Grow the fvck up and just play. If you have fun, then you will most likely do better. This isn't directed at anyone in particular, just the whole of the people that run 4's.

Thanks.

the only one i don't agree with is Numero Dos, because you can be one shot and getting hit from behind at BR3 and you call out "BR3", but you hide to let your shields recharge.

[Matt PwNs]

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[iReV]

you know what i hate?

lockout ball. MOVE IT TO BLUE ROOM GUYS. you're not FB and your not carbon, please play a strat that is easier to execute. if we have control of br tower, dont move it to blue room to prove that you watch VOD.

lockout in general. when i see three people bottom/bottom glass. why? WHY??!!! to ensure the great spawns?

a ball carrier who refuses to drop ball and help teammates/a ball carrier that refuses to move when people are dying where he's at. throw the fvcking ball off the map when your about to get killed.

people who imitate pro names. this would include <insert name> 2 the <insert name>. having IS HUGE, is NEAT, MEGA, Killer <name>, who is <name>, <dumb clan name> shook on3, <name> hits/slaps/pwns <noun>. pro imitators are ghey and all the similar sounding names are gay too.

i also hate teammates who just run around/charge needlessly,thinking they're going to get montage kills. you're not that good and it wont happen. you'll die and i'll laugh at you. stop charging -- you wont win 1v3.

'get out br'd'; the only time this should even be said is if your down shots and you out br someone. if the person isn't shooting at you/didn't know you were there and you outbr him, its not an accomplishment.

double whaaaaat? its a double kill. i average at least 2 a game. it's not a big deal.

people who refuse to take objective because 'they're the slayer'.

people who put bxr in their gamertag. everyone already knows about it. your not cool.

people who take the game way too seriously and think that halo skills translate into real life skills. sorry if your not making top 6 you really don't matter/dont pull that much money playing this game enough for me to care. i dont care that you wasted 40+ hours weekly playing a game that brings you a thousand bucks every half year. congratulations for making less than minimum wage.

[Ace is Sexy]

im assuming u mean green room rite???

and whenever i play with people we do a marvelous job of covering it... balls in greenroom, im under glass, and two in blue one under those one spots next to lift and one opposite of them.. its a brilliant strategy cept it relys heavily on me to keep them out....

and crying out a spot whereever u r is smart even if u rnt shooting coverfire is a great techinque i mean seriously i typically fire a helluva lot of shots 1200+ in some games and still manage to have like a 50 percent hit rate coverfire is great if u see somone make sure to fire even if you wont kill them mayb one of your teammates can while their shields r down....

what most people fail at is... teamwork...

rather

TEAM BR it is a whole lot easier to win a game when each member of ur team has a whole lot of assist..... 2 people shooting at one person is amazingly good jus hard to organize and it requires a great deal of placing of each of the members of your team.

[Matt PwNs]

On another note, don't keep throwing the flag out of your base and yelling at your team. If they are busy br'ing, then help them damnit. This goes for Warlock especially, kids constantly throw it portal, and it gets returned. Try going top middle, holy hell. This allows for them to spawn either under you or back at the base, which is easy to hold off while someone goes for the flag cap. Calling you teammates "Fvcking bk's" and quitting does NOT help.

[iReV]

Originally Posted by Ace is SiK

im assuming u mean green room rite???

and whenever i play with people we do a marvelous job of covering it... balls in greenroom, im under glass, and two in blue one under those one spots next to lift and one opposite of them.. its a brilliant strategy cept it relys heavily on me to keep them out....

and crying out a spot whereever u r is smart even if u rnt shooting coverfire is a great techinque i mean seriously i typically fire a helluva lot of shots 1200+ in some games and still manage to have like a 50 percent hit rate coverfire is great if u see somone make sure to fire even if you wont kill them mayb one of your teammates can while their shields r down....

what most people fail at is... teamwork...

rather

TEAM BR it is a whole lot easier to win a game when each member of ur team has a whole lot of assist..... 2 people shooting at one person is amazingly good jus hard to organize and it requires a great deal of placing of each of the members of your team.

no a lot of times people will take it blue room. when they get in trouble they go up the lift, no one on the team goes for any weapons, and everyone starts spawning bottom blue. you should take the ball to wherever your team is already set up at. going in by yourself to blue/green room when everyone is at snipe or br tower setup is not a smart move.

in warlock i hate when i spawn in a base with my entire team. way to set up the team to get naded to shit on spawn. SUPER.

teamwork wouldn't be so much of an issue if it weren't for the fact hat most people playing this game suffer from tunnel vision (i.e. they wont br/throw nades at anything more than 5 feet away from them.

[Ace is Sexy]

the strat i use revolves around... underglass and the two ppl in blue room... the ball is deep in the green room.... so it is underglasses job to cover him up top..... and if he dies the killer will get naded the hell out of by the blue room ppls..

i hate when ppl go top blue with it on my team im like jus screw it and play ball so we can like switch it to library strat.

[QUINN]

I agree with iRev Blue room = shit. I am not FB and never will be so i dont take it there, honestly I like holding the ball snipe tower.

[FoLLi]

Originally Posted by da acklete

I agree with iRev Blue room = shit. I am not FB and never will be so i dont take it there, honestly I like holding the ball snipe tower.

I dont think Im FB but my team has started to take it down to green room a bunch and it works most of the time. The thing with Lockout ball is that my team knows how to hold ball on any part of the map and how to setup so when we have br tower (which is my favorite place to have it) we know how to setup and cover and same thing for sniper and holding the ball by sword spawn and br1.