Hahaha... wow, I can't believe I'm just finding this...

Ephrum · 03-05-2007, 05:45 PM

http://www.bungie.net/Inside/CustomP...n=Main&page=17

Have any of you read the 'Letters to the Webmaster' e-mails at Bungie? They're hilarious... woww, how did I not know of them 'til now?

Quote:

Dear U,

“hey i had a question about halo 2 on xbox live i called microsoft up about it and they refered me to u well what i wanted to ask is i had a clan that was a level 19 and i realy wanted it and the only account that was a overlord in it was mine and i cancled it forgeting all about that i wanted to kno if there is any way u can change the overlord over to my other account please respond asap thanks [sic].

Landon

Dear Landon,

Since I cannot parse your sentence for the life of me, I can only conclude that you are asking for punctuation. Please enjoy and utilize the following bonus pack of sentence modifiers and capital letters.

“ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ………..;:’””(),.”

You’re welcome.

BRaaaaaaaaaaaKe · 03-05-2007, 05:48 PM

LOL that guy got super owned.

I HAJDUK I · 03-05-2007, 05:49 PM

lol that kid got owned

Thimo · 03-05-2007, 05:52 PM

ViPeR · 03-05-2007, 05:55 PM

holy shit, i wish i couldve been at landons house when he got that email so i could yell "OWNED!" in his face

ephrums always got that kryp when it comes to jokes

BRaaaaaaaaaaaKe · 03-05-2007, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thimo

OMG choclote thief LOL. Where did you find this?

FiveYearPlague · 03-05-2007, 05:57 PM

I actually read those a few times, really funny stuff. That was very funny haha!

Zodiac · 03-05-2007, 06:07 PM

The best one by far has to be...

I have a girlfriend!

ya i wish lol

this kinda freaks me out a little and i dont even beleve it

sorry since you opened this bulletin you will die at 3 o clock in the morning.

a man will appear at the front of your bed with a knife and will kill

you.

send this in 10 minutes saying "I have a girlfriend" or "I have a boyfriend" and you will live.

and at 2:00 tomorrow the most amazing thing in your life will happen

Antonio Rivera

Dear Antonio,

Oddly enough, this chain mail turned out to be true. To test it, I waited up until 3am in the morning, clutching the coverlet to my chin and in no small distress. Sure enough, at 3am, a killer appeared and did me in! Outrageous! And now I am dead to boot! Please pass this reply on to 50,000 people or you will suffer atrocious gas.

Meghan x · 03-05-2007, 06:11 PM

lol ephrum those are the best, i used to read them all the time but i havent in a while

Thimo · 03-05-2007, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRaaaaaaaaaaaKe

OMG choclote thief LOL. Where did you find this?

On the digital paint 2.0 forums...

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Zodiac Banned GV Senior - Level 10 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Massachuetts Posts: 533	The best one by far has to be... I have a girlfriend! ya i wish lol this kinda freaks me out a little and i dont even beleve it sorry since you opened this bulletin you will die at 3 o clock in the morning. a man will appear at the front of your bed with a knife and will kill you. send this in 10 minutes saying "I have a girlfriend" or "I have a boyfriend" and you will live. and at 2:00 tomorrow the most amazing thing in your life will happen Antonio Rivera Dear Antonio, Oddly enough, this chain mail turned out to be true. To test it, I waited up until 3am in the morning, clutching the coverlet to my chin and in no small distress. Sure enough, at 3am, a killer appeared and did me in! Outrageous! And now I am dead to boot! Please pass this reply on to 50,000 people or you will suffer atrocious gas. Last edited by Zodiac : 03-05-2007 at 06:11 PM.

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I HAJDUK I Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: to Posts: 3,610 CroatiaN EH	lol that kid got owned

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Meghan x Vidz Team Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,624 Magician x	lol ephrum those are the best, i used to read them all the time but i havent in a while __________________

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