Movie Theater assholes.

[Zodiac]

Every time I go to a movie unless its horror there will be atleast one retard who doesnt know the unwritten rules of movie theater's. Today I got to see a movie, it was norbit it wasent very good but eddie murphy did do a good roll in it. Well anyway I went with myparents and my bro. These kids all about 7-11 were sitting in the last seats which everyone knows is the best. Those kids where th biggest pricks I have ever seen they talked and yelled which was the most annoying thing. every once in a while they left there seats to get a snack or something my dad was like "Lets go sit at there seats." My mom agreed with him and my bro being the lazy idiot he was didnt want to get up but got up sooner or later and I didnt because its against the unwritten ruls to take a guys seat when he leaves but my parent forced me and i went. My brother said something but he couldnt talk to loud so i couldnt hear him so i sat to the closest seat near me. then i was close enough to my bro and he said "Why did'nt you sit hear?! Then those kids couldnt sit hear." I was about to get up to sit there but the kids came back there was 3 of them and the fatty of the group (Well they where all fatty mcChubbChubbs but what ever.) the fatty of the group goes to the 3 remaining seats and says "1,2,3!! Well sit here!1" the other 2 kidssiad "YEA!!" Everyone knows you have to sit as far away from people or a comfortable distance away. You wont believe what happen's... I want you to think what happens next.

A.They talk through out the whole movie.
B. They talk about Pokemon the whole movie.
C. they get out there seat and start to play around.
D. All of the above.

The answer is..... D they really where the most annoying people I have ever seen.

They where like...

"you want to play pokemon after the movie?!"

NO, I WANT TO PLAY NOW!?"

Yea, lets play now I brought some."

"No"

"YES"

"no"

"YES"

I swear to god I almost killed those kid's they where so annoying. They sweared every chance they got. I couldnt take it. I swear people have to stop talking in movies.

[IceMayne]

Originally Posted by Zodiac

Every time I go to a movie unless its horror there will be atleast one retard who doesnt know the unwritten rules of movie theater's. Today I got to see a movie, it was norbit it wasent very good but eddie murphy did do a good roll in it. Well anyway I went with myparents and my bro. These kids all about 7-11 were sitting in the last seats which everyone knows is the best. Those kids where th biggest pricks I have ever seen they talked and yelled which was the most annoying thing. every once in a while they left there seats to get a snack or something my dad was like "Lets go sit at there seats." My mom agreed with him and my bro being the lazy idiot he was didnt want to get up but got up sooner or later and I didnt because its against the unwritten ruls to take a guys seat when he leaves but my parent forced me and i went. My brother said something but he couldnt talk to loud so i couldnt hear him so i sat to the closest seat near me. then i was close enough to my bro and he said "Why did'nt you sit hear?! Then those kids couldnt sit hear." I was about to get up to sit there but the kids came back there was 3 of them and the fatty of the group (Well they where all fatty mcChubbChubbs but what ever.) the fatty of the group goes to the 3 remaining seats and says "1,2,3!! Well sit here!1" the other 2 kidssiad "YEA!!" Everyone knows you have to sit as far away from people or a comfortable distance away. You wont believe what happen's... I want you to think what happens next.

A.They talk through out the whole movie.
B. They talk about Pokemon the whole movie.
C. they get out there seat and start to play around.
D. All of the above.

The answer is..... D they really where the most annoying people I have ever seen.

They where like...

"you want to play pokemon after the movie?!"

NO, I WANT TO PLAY NOW!?"

Yea, lets play now I brought some."

"No"

"YES"

"no"

"YES"

I swear to god I almost killed those kid's they where so annoying. They sweared every chance they got. I couldnt take it. I swear people have to stop talking in movies.

i hate it when people do things like that but dude you make hella long posts lol good reads none the less

[PAINTBALL CRAKA]

that sucks man, even if it was a bad movie
nothing worse then having annoying/talkitive people sitting near or even anywhere in the theatre

i'm usually lucky, if that ever happens to me, someone in the theatre will usually be like "SHUT THE **** UP YOU ****ING FAGGOTS!" not an exageration either, that has happened several times so i don;t have to do anything, lol

[I HAJDUK I]

ok my mom would have grabbed those kids by their ear and threw them out of the movie theatre.

[Lynux]

It happens to everyone, I went to see the LOTR I don't remember which one but there was this women and every time Gimli said something she laughed but it wasn't a regular laugh it was a annoying screech laugh. And I mean the whole movie she was laughing it was annoying as hell. So don't let it bother you.

[Kombat Frank]

ok ....you made a big mistake.........and you had it real easy

all you have to do is get up, and just yell at them

they were small little kids who cling to ther pokemon, so they probably would have listened to you without saying a word


when i go see a movie, i become the all mighty...if someone is pissing me off and being a jackass and not obeying the unspoken theatre rules.....i do something about it.....usually

depending on the size of the person, and the people they are with ..ther are a many number of things you can do

and most of the time its usually small middle school children, wich are not only easy to shut up, but very fun

next time some kids dont shut up you do this Kick ther seat over and over and act like your not doing a thing

stand up and just completly explode on them

thers sooooo many things, be creative, its your time and money do what you want

[SmeaGz]

thats why you follow them out...and show them the consequences.


buut maybe thats why my friends hate bringing me to places...fighting is usually my #1 option, and thats not too bright.

[I HAJDUK I]

Originally Posted by IVI Apollo IVI

It happens to everyone, I went to see the LOTR I don't remember which one but there was this women and every time Gimli said something she laughed but it wasn't a regular laugh it was a annoying screech laugh. And I mean the whole movie she was laughing it was annoying as hell. So don't let it bother you.

omg i hate when ppl laugh at stuff thats not funny i was watching the grudge in rexdale(ghetto) and every time that little chinese kid came on the screen all these fat black ladys were laughing like its dave chappelle stand up

[.aMp.]

LOL 7 - 11 and you didnt have the balls to tell them to SHUT THE FCK UP YOU LITTLE *****?

That's your fault man. Tell people to stfu, especially if it is little kids, they get all paranoid when someone bigger tells them to stfu lol.

[Kombat Frank]

when you go somewere, that provides services that you are paying for...you take shit from nobody

from mcdonalds giving you the wrong order to little kids in a movie theatre to an everyday restraunt

your paying for the service, so you get it your way.....and you dont let any ass hole stop that....ther are no excuses ..you **** up an order, its your fault, so you freakin handle it

you annoy someone and break rules in a place of buisness and entertainment.......you get yelled at, thats your fault, you get kicked out, deal with it

i get pissed anytime someone ****s up my order, or is disrespectful towards me, or takes waaaay to long to do something.....i just get really really really pissed