Tell ur funniest story

[I HAJDUK I]

ok i have seen some ppl tell sum funny stories(gunna's dad lol)
tell ur funniest story.

mine is last year me and my friend were playing soccer with these kids who just moved to canada from turkey and bulgaria like 2 months ago(so they didnt speak good english). after soccer we walked past this pond and we were gonna gonna go to tim hortons. the bulgarian one kid sees a duck in the pond and he grabs a rock and says "break yo self" and chukks it at it. he ****ing smashed the things brains out then the other turkish kid runs over to the eggs of the duck and drops this huge boulder on it. i asked him why the **** did u do that and he said "when they grow up they will come after us".

i love animals but i was laughing so hard when this happened.

i have alot more just need to think back

[Shad3]

at school one day we sent to aduatorium(sp?) to watch a movie

wellllllll one of my friends got a rubber band and a pencil and shot the pencil at the screen

lol this is just a big piece of paper the projection goes on so the pencil went through the thing and ripped it

so we all got detention for a week cause it came from our general direction

[.aMp.]

Omg I have some really funny ones. I'll post one from today that happened to my Uncle while at BINGO. I was rofl'ng when my family told me about it at dinner tonight. Dont have time to post it now, so I will do so at school tommorow.

[I HAJDUK I]

im going to post some more 2

[B4BY F4C3]

Originally Posted by §}{ad3

at school one day we sent to aduatorium(sp?) to watch a movie

wellllllll one of my friends got a rubber band and a pencil and shot the pencil at the screen

lol this is just a big piece of paper the projection goes on so the pencil went through the thing and ripped it

so we all got detention for a week cause it came from our general direction

lol...... ill post some tommorow ok it will be funny, i hope.

[BL4CKOUT]

me and my friends were at this girls house and we were all messing around until she basically kicked us out for fvckin with her stuff. But like an hour later we were walkin down the street and i reach into my pocket to get my phone and i find her thong... so we had this idea to hang it in a tree as a chrismas decoration. Well she kinda found it when she was goin to the store with her mom. We have been laughing about it ever since.

[I HAJDUK I]

Originally Posted by BL4CKOUT

me and my friends were at this girls house and we were all messing around until she basically kicked us out for fvckin with her stuff. But like an hour later we were walkin down the street and i reach into my pocket to get my phone and i find her thong... so we had this idea to hang it in a tree as a chrismas decoration. Well she kinda found it when she was goin to the store with her mom. We have been laughing about it ever since.

lol me and my friends were watching a movie at this girls house and my friend had 2 go to the bathroom. after 30 minutes we were wondering where he was. he comes back and he says he needs to talk to me in private. i swear to god it was the biggest shit i have ever seen and it smelt so bad. we tried to plunge it but it wouldnt go down. (this is disgusting) he stuck his hand in the toilet and took the shit out and threw it in the backyard. i started puking and laughing at the same time. almost died

[MoGL3YyYy]

one time at band camp, i got a job fags!!!!!!!!!

[PorT Laxer]

this one time i was playing lacrosse and there was this indian kid who was like a first year kid and we were doing like stretches and he bent down to do the stretch and he ripped his shorts and his cup fell out on the floor and every1 looked at him and started dying laughing

[SmeaGz]

this is one of my favorites my dad told me.

my dad was a "troublemaker" and didnt exactly hang with the best crowd. he was downtown one time with his friend late at night at a 7/11 or something gettin some food, when out of nowhere this black guy comes up to my dad and the friend and says, "hey, you guys out late?" and the conversation follows something like this.
"yea, whats it to you?"
"nothing sir. but you guys interested in buyin a color TV? brand new, my company was shipping them but this one is surplus and they told me to dispose of them"
**keep in mind my dad was in around his college days, so color TVs were still relatively new**
"actually yea. we've been lookin for one. how much you offering?"
"for a couple of guys like you? i could give you 1 for like 20 bucks"
"alright man sure, you got em with you?"
"nah theyre in my apartment, but its right down the corner of wayne and jefferson (isnt far at all for those of you who dont live by me)..wanna follow my car down there?"
"sure..we'll meet you there"

soo they follow the guy. let me reiterate. at 1 in the morning, they follow a mysterious black man downtown to his apartment for a special deal on a color TV...a textbook scam. they arrive at the apartment and he says "wait outside my door, ill come right out with the TV". so they wait and wait and wait. FINALLY he comes out with a cardboard box with the TV inside. they exchange the 20 dollar bill for the box and they thank each other and leave.

once my dad and his friend gets outside to the street, the box was so heavy they set it down for a second. they wonder as to why it was so heavy, because it was a LOT heavier than a usual color TV. they open it, and come to find its only a set of bricks. my dad was so pissed because he was scammed. they didnt know what to do besides run back upstairs to cuss out the man. they only come to find an empty apartment with him no where inside.

friend: "what the fuuck are we gonna do man? i needed that money for tomorrow to pay someone off!" (my dads friends were gamblers)

they remember that when they followed his car, how distinctive it was in color/brand. it was a yellow pickup. like a bright yellow you cant forget. soo my dads friend is a gun FANATIC. they drive down to his dads house, since he was gone for the week on his anniversary vacation with his wife..pick up a sawed off shotgun in his house and go out driving downtown again to find this guys car. after about an hour of searching, they found the car. they knew it was his too, as there were several heavy boxes in the bed.

my dad takes the gun, leans it out the window, and shoots all his windows out. then they get out, key his car..and deflate the tires, and drove off to their home. they were never caught, and never met the man again.



this just absolutely FASCINATES me because its not like my dad in the least bit. hes the nicest guy and i know and to know he has a history like this strikes me hilarious and intriguing at the same time.