ZOMG ! Joke of The Week: Week 2

[I HAJDUK I]

u can tune a piano but u cannot TUNE-A-FISH...LMAO rocky rocky.

3 guys get pulled over by a woman police officer.

she says if all ur cocks combine to 15 inches ill let u off.

the first guy whips it out and its 7 inches.

the second guys is 6 inches.

the third guy comes up and his is 2 inches.

so they get out of the ticket.

when the police officer leaves the third guy starts laughing.

the other 2 guys ask him wtf why r u laughing.

the third guy says "good thing i poped a boner or we'd be ****ed"

lolol my dad told me that.



what does MAGIC in magic johnson mean?
My Ass Got Infected Coach

[garbage]

ur a terrible person jakov

[I HAJDUK I]

Originally Posted by garbage

ur a terrible person jakov

lol ur a sluggggggg slug boy

[ManchesterUtd77]

Originally Posted by Mathiasa

Ok, here it comes:

Joseph was a kid living with his mum, and he had behaved somewhat bad in his mothers eyes.
One night she said "What do you want for Christmas?"
"A bike" Joseph answered.
"Do you feel like you deserve it? I think you should write a letter to God and say sorry for youre acting" his mother said.

Next day Joseph sat in his room and wrote a letter.

Dear God

For Christmas I want a bike.

Dear Joseph


But he knew he didnt wrote the thruth so he started over again.

Dear God

For Christmas I would really, really, really want a bike.

Joseph

Again he knew he hadnt been honest when writing the letter.

Next morning Joseph came running out of his room,
his mother wondered what was happening and asked Joseph.
"Im going to the church mum!"
Off he went, and she thought that he learnt his lesson.

In church Joseph was looking around, when no one looked he sneaked a statue of Mary into his jacket.

When he came home he ran straight up to his room and found his paper and pen on the deskt, he started to write.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER AGAIN, GIVE ME THAT DAMN BIKE

YOU-KNOW-WHO

OMG ROFL that wass great. Nice oone Mathiasa

[ManchesterUtd77]

Ok time for my joke.

Angelo loves me so much he named his gamertag after my tooth brush



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[I HAJDUK I]

Originally Posted by ManchesterUtd77

Ok time for my joke.

Angelo loves me so much he named his gamertag after my tooth brush



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NOOO thats ur vibrator hahahahahah

[ManchesterUtd77]

Originally Posted by I HAJDUK I

NOOO thats ur vibrator hahahahahah

dam u caught me...stupid

[Verity Farseer]

Originally Posted by ManchesterUtd77

Ok time for my joke.

Angelo loves me so much he named his gamertag after my tooth brush



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zomg i have the same toothbrush!

but mines green...

[I HAJDUK I]

Originally Posted by ManchesterUtd77

dam u caught me...stupid

well what guy has a purple tooth brush.

[SmeaGz]

does that toothbrush think hes a much more amazing toothbrush than all the others? and does he think that it should stay the same toothbrush since 2004 and any new changes are retarded?