ZOMG ! Joke of The Week: Week 2

garbage · 08-22-2007, 12:53 PM

okay fellas

here we go

sorry ino im a little late, i just got home

btw, 400th post go me!

xPuppet · 08-22-2007, 12:54 PM

Alright heres a shorter one this time.

next time you see one of your girlfriends say...

You know how we're going to have sex tonight?

Bc I'm stronger than you!

SmeaGz · 08-22-2007, 12:54 PM

does this rag smell like cholorform to you?

BonZai · 08-22-2007, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xPuppet

Alright heres a shorter one this time.

next time you see one of your girlfriends say...

You know how we're going to have sex tonight?

Bc I'm stronger than you!

What did Bonzai say to Dew as soon as he spawned?

NICE BLUE HAT

.aMp. · 08-22-2007, 01:04 PM

Why are black people so tall?

Cause there knee grows.

I MADE THAT ONE UP, NOT OFF THE INTERNET and NOT racist.

J MAN UNIT · 08-22-2007, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .aMp.

Why are black people so tall?

Cause there knee grows.

I MADE THAT ONE UP, NOT OFF THE INTERNET and NOT racist.

ive heard that before tho, recently, and im sure off of gv, did u post that on here b4?

BonZai · 08-22-2007, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J MAN UNIT

ive heard that before tho, recently, and im sure off of gv, did u post that on here b4?

it was on last week's contest. J MAN make one, it will be teh seggz

.aMp. · 08-22-2007, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J MAN UNIT

ive heard that before tho, recently, and im sure off of gv, did u post that on here b4?

shit freal ok... new joke...

What did the sheep say to the farmer?

Wool you fuck me.

LOL I MADE THAT UP. ERAPE

J MAN UNIT · 08-22-2007, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BonZai

it was on last week's contest. J MAN make one, it will be teh seggz

oh haha, ok heres my super joke

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

Mathiasa · 08-22-2007, 01:18 PM

Ok, here it comes:

Joseph was a kid living with his mum, and he had behaved somewhat bad in his mothers eyes.
One night she said "What do you want for Christmas?"
"A bike" Joseph answered.
"Do you feel like you deserve it? I think you should write a letter to God and say sorry for youre acting" his mother said.

Next day Joseph sat in his room and wrote a letter.

Dear God

For Christmas I want a bike.

Dear Joseph

But he knew he didnt wrote the thruth so he started over again.

Dear God

For Christmas I would really, really, really want a bike.

Joseph

Again he knew he hadnt been honest when writing the letter.

Next morning Joseph came running out of his room,
his mother wondered what was happening and asked Joseph.
"Im going to the church mum!"
Off he went, and she thought that he learnt his lesson.

In church Joseph was looking around, when no one looked he sneaked a statue of Mary into his jacket.

When he came home he ran straight up to his room and found his paper and pen on the deskt, he started to write.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER AGAIN, GIVE ME THAT DAMN BIKE

YOU-KNOW-WHO

08-22-2007, 12:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
SmeaGz GV Elder Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: THE FORT Posts: 8,392 KB Smeagz Tetris Champion!	does this rag smell like cholorform to you? __________________ http://whatareyou.ytmnd.com/

08-22-2007, 01:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
.aMp. I'm done now Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: not sweating video games Posts: 9,543 MoNeY bre	Why are black people so tall? Cause there knee grows. I MADE THAT ONE UP, NOT OFF THE INTERNET and NOT racist. __________________ '90 N/A Tampa Bay Z Club. Only room to grow, progression is everything. thg here, .amp. asked me to remove him from the site, but to avoid messing with the forum database I simply moved his post count down to zero. Edit: changing the post count didn't work so I'm just going to leave it for now.

08-22-2007, 01:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mathiasa GV Elder Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Internet Posts: 4,561 DeOneAndOnly	Ok, here it comes: Joseph was a kid living with his mum, and he had behaved somewhat bad in his mothers eyes. One night she said "What do you want for Christmas?" "A bike" Joseph answered. "Do you feel like you deserve it? I think you should write a letter to God and say sorry for youre acting" his mother said. Next day Joseph sat in his room and wrote a letter. Dear God For Christmas I want a bike. Dear Joseph But he knew he didnt wrote the thruth so he started over again. Dear God For Christmas I would really, really, really want a bike. Joseph Again he knew he hadnt been honest when writing the letter. Next morning Joseph came running out of his room, his mother wondered what was happening and asked Joseph. "Im going to the church mum!" Off he went, and she thought that he learnt his lesson. In church Joseph was looking around, when no one looked he sneaked a statue of Mary into his jacket. When he came home he ran straight up to his room and found his paper and pen on the deskt, he started to write. IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER AGAIN, GIVE ME THAT DAMN BIKE YOU-KNOW-WHO __________________

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