Worst thing to happen to you

[I HAJDUK I]

new years i was ****ing wasted out of my mind then my brother was doing card magic trciks to my cousin and then i stood up and said look at this magic trick. so i grab a beer bottle cap and put it in my mouth and pretended to swallow and i had another on in my hand that i was going to pull out my ear. but then i actually swallow the cap so i couldnt beathe so i started chugging another beer to get it down. so it was stuck in my esophogus(sp?). i had to go 2 the hospital but it was 3 in the morning so noone was in so i had to stay overnight with a sharp beer cap in my throat and it cut the inside of my throat so i could taste blood.

so i wake up and i have to go and get it out so i say bye to my family and they put me under. then halfway through the operation i wake up with a ****ing tube down my throat and like 20 doctors above me. probobly one of the dumbest things ive done.


another one is i ran on the field during a match between dinamo and hajduk with some friends. the security guard grabbed me and tackled me on the floor and dragged me out of the stadium.

[FiveYearPlague]

I double stress-fractured my foot while running track in high school, I could hear the bones crunch when it happened. I finished the race, keeping my position (it was a relay). And no I wasn't in last place.

[PAINTBALL CRAKA]

i got 20 stiches in the top of my head (soemthing like that, might have been more, might have been less)
it was durring the winter, blood everywhere
my friends dragged me like 50 feet into the house, then i dont remeber, and even getting dragged i dont really remeber it was kinda dream like/hazey

[SoF Warrant]

Originally Posted by Kombat Frank

i fell out of a tree 14 feet up, landed on my back, and started laughing

why u no die?

[SmeaGz]

this isnt me but my friend stabbed his own leg one time with a knife and he had to go to the ER. the doctors asked him a 1000 times if his parents did it and he wasnt lying about it being an accident.


and another time my friends appendix ruptured and was about to burst and his parents thought he was faking it and he had to sit at home in agony all day. and his parents are both esteemed doctors. pwnt

[Mathiasa]

When I lost to bks in Halo 3, I cried.

[garbage]

cut off the front of my pinkie with a knife while cutting an onion

couldn't play golf all summer

[ThisRandomGuy]

I joined GamingVidz.

[DTR RUTH]

Originally Posted by garbage

cut off the front of my pinkie with a knife while cutting an onion

couldn't play golf all summer

that sucks so bad

[Thimo]

I've broken my left arm and my left wrist. I've also had the bone pop out my left foot. But I think the worst pain I been threw is healing after my appendix was taken out. I went threw the first night back in my house with out pain killers and that was horrible. I was getting pissed off at my self because even trying to move up my bed, lying down just to put my head on the pillow was extremely painful.