Whats your favorite way of eating candy?

[Thimo]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

[DEWWWWWWWWWW]

i usually take the unique angle of putting it in my mouth and chewing

[SmeaGz]

did you copy paste this or do you actually do this. because im actually interested to see the winner.

[Meghan x]

lol whatever candy im eating i just make it last as long as i can

[SmeaGz]

and to the actual question: i eat as fast as humanly possible so i just down it like its on fire

[TessleR]

I chug bags. There are no winners.

[shake]

Copypasta ftw

But uh... I'm like Meghan, I make it last as long as possible. Or if I'm baked I just eat shit as fast as I can.

[I HAJDUK I]

i beast through all food, then i get a stomach ache

[garbage]

Originally Posted by I HAJDUK I

i beast through all food, then i get a stomach ache

didn't you swallow a bottle cap?

[DTR RUTH]

with skittles i eat my least favorite to most favorite

starburst i put it in my mouth and practice unwrapping it with my tounge(yes i can do it, i just want to do it faster)

if its a bar, it goes down really quick, same with a cookie


anything sour i try to see if i can get a sour face, but it usally doesn't.


EDIT: hershey park is amazing btw, i love living near it