iB chuck norris

Kombat Frank · 01-24-2006, 03:30 PM

ever since hoax made his iB chuck norris account and started all those funny chuck norris comments...like chuck norris can actualy round house kick you yesterday, somethin like that

well now ill go into the most random games and sometimes even matchmaking games and hear stuff like

when chuck norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris
hahaha whats that all about...hoax i think you started something

01-24-2006, 03:36 PM

lol first of all frank is fine and secondly i have heard that stuff too but i didnt know that he started it....... i am pretty sure i heard it in matchmaking to

j3st3r · 01-24-2006, 03:38 PM

hoax started it...haha... dude u can go to google and type "random chuck norris facts" and get like 138476 websites that will generate random after random stuff with chuch norris in it..

NoVaK · 01-24-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by J3st3r D

hoax started it...haha... dude u can go to google and type "random chuck norris facts" and get like 138476 websites that will generate random after random stuff with chuch norris in it..

yeah i looked it up and it was soo funny sum shit i found about him lol.

deep · 01-24-2006, 04:07 PM

dude I heard about that like a 2 months ago at work. This stuff has been circulating for quite some time now. It just takes some time to get around the world. "when chuck norris runs with scissors everyone else gets hurt" chuck norris gave jesus the gift of beard, but was later deleted from the bible by the three wise men. They were all fataly wounded by round house kicks to the head.

Totalbodygym · 01-24-2006, 05:23 PM

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

Verity Farseer · 01-24-2006, 05:24 PM

yeah, i had never heard of chuck norris until then, but now i hear about him everywhere

Kombat Frank · 01-24-2006, 05:29 PM

hahahah omg guys those are so funny could someone plz post a couple links to those sites....hahah please....haha hoax now i know why you made yourself that iB name...hahah jesus thats funny

Totalbodygym · 01-24-2006, 05:29 PM

well maybe its cause i grew up with chuck with such feature films as sidekick and delta force, the hit tv series "walker texas ranger" and of course the total body gym!!

deep · 01-24-2006, 05:56 PM

shuck norris once sold his soul to the devil for unparalleled martial arts abilities, shortly after chuck norris round house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil appreciating irony befriended chuck norris; they now play cards on the second monday of every month.

chuck norris does not sleep, he waits.

chuck norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.

the age old question "what happens when an unstoppable mass meets an inmovable object" was answered when chuck norris kicked himself in the face.

chuck norris is given seven times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizers before each taping of "Walker Texas Ranger" to reduce the amount of casualties from round house kicks to the face.

But on a real note: There is a huge guy that works out at the same gym as me who says he had his jaw broken by chuck norris in a taping of walker texas ranger.

01-24-2006, 03:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kombat Frank Vidz Team Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 10,408 Wii Online Code: J3WS-G3T-GASS3D Box Yo Face	iB chuck norris - 01-24-2006, 03:30 PM ever since hoax made his iB chuck norris account and started all those funny chuck norris comments...like chuck norris can actualy round house kick you yesterday, somethin like that well now ill go into the most random games and sometimes even matchmaking games and hear stuff like when chuck norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris hahaha whats that all about...hoax i think you started something __________________

01-24-2006, 03:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
j3st3r Graphics Team Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 2,454 j3st3r D	hoax started it...haha... dude u can go to google and type "random chuck norris facts" and get like 138476 websites that will generate random after random stuff with chuch norris in it.. __________________

01-24-2006, 04:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
deep GV Regular - Level 8 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Pope AFB North Carolina Posts: 316 I2LI Psychotic	dude I heard about that like a 2 months ago at work. This stuff has been circulating for quite some time now. It just takes some time to get around the world. "when chuck norris runs with scissors everyone else gets hurt" chuck norris gave jesus the gift of beard, but was later deleted from the bible by the three wise men. They were all fataly wounded by round house kicks to the head. __________________ Send me a FR for anything: lLBAl Psychotic courtesy of eyecon----eyecon>noobzorz

01-24-2006, 05:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Totalbodygym Graphics Team Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the Hamptons Posts: 1,155 rs shook on3	chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding __________________ if my mom mispelt my name on the birth certificate, I'd probably be upset too.

01-24-2006, 05:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
Verity Farseer Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 3,653 Bunzosteele	yeah, i had never heard of chuck norris until then, but now i hear about him everywhere __________________

01-24-2006, 03:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
ieatsnot Posts: n/a Tournaments Won: 1	lol first of all frank is fine and secondly i have heard that stuff too but i didnt know that he started it....... i am pretty sure i heard it in matchmaking to

01-24-2006, 05:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Kombat Frank Vidz Team Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 10,408 Wii Online Code: J3WS-G3T-GASS3D Box Yo Face	hahahah omg guys those are so funny could someone plz post a couple links to those sites....hahah please....haha hoax now i know why you made yourself that iB name...hahah jesus thats funny __________________

01-24-2006, 05:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
Totalbodygym Graphics Team Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the Hamptons Posts: 1,155 rs shook on3	well maybe its cause i grew up with chuck with such feature films as sidekick and delta force, the hit tv series "walker texas ranger" and of course the total body gym!! __________________ if my mom mispelt my name on the birth certificate, I'd probably be upset too.

01-24-2006, 05:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
deep GV Regular - Level 8 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Pope AFB North Carolina Posts: 316 I2LI Psychotic	shuck norris once sold his soul to the devil for unparalleled martial arts abilities, shortly after chuck norris round house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil appreciating irony befriended chuck norris; they now play cards on the second monday of every month. chuck norris does not sleep, he waits. chuck norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried. the age old question "what happens when an unstoppable mass meets an inmovable object" was answered when chuck norris kicked himself in the face. chuck norris is given seven times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizers before each taping of "Walker Texas Ranger" to reduce the amount of casualties from round house kicks to the face. But on a real note: There is a huge guy that works out at the same gym as me who says he had his jaw broken by chuck norris in a taping of walker texas ranger. __________________ Send me a FR for anything: lLBAl Psychotic courtesy of eyecon----eyecon>noobzorz

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