funny alchohol quote

SmeaGz · 07-16-2006, 10:50 AM

a quote from cheers, that old show thats on nick at nite now i think. i think its clever and funny...

“...Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

Rez · 07-16-2006, 10:53 AM

Hahahaha. Thats soo cool. Nice find

Pantera House · 07-16-2006, 10:55 AM

rofl nice find!

I StunT I · 07-16-2006, 12:40 PM

LMAO true... i wonder what my teacher would say after i said something like that lmao.. omg what a find.. i gotta copy and paste that somewhere so i can show a million people this.

PAINTBALL CRAKA · 07-16-2006, 12:42 PM

hahaha, thats awesome
nice find
were you watching chers? or did you just find that on the internet

ABUSEDGOAT · 07-16-2006, 01:02 PM

Oldie but a goodie.

Homer has a good one too... "Alcohol... the cause and solution to all of life's problems."

jaynz24 · 07-16-2006, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rez

Hahahaha. Thats soo cool. Nice find

that is a good one

**SLaYeR** · 07-16-2006, 03:01 PM

go back to wow you fag!

Tv x GriM · 07-16-2006, 03:26 PM

lol
its so true!

transmitable25 · 07-16-2006, 03:29 PM

lol now ain't that the truth.

07-16-2006, 10:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
SmeaGz GV Elder Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: THE FORT Posts: 8,478 KB Smeagz Tetris Champion!	funny alchohol quote - 07-16-2006, 10:50 AM a quote from cheers, that old show thats on nick at nite now i think. i think its clever and funny... “...Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” __________________ http://whatareyou.ytmnd.com/

07-16-2006, 10:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Rez GV Pro Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Kitchener, Ontario Posts: 853 Reznor34	Hahahaha. Thats soo cool. Nice find __________________

07-16-2006, 10:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
Pantera House GV Elder Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ont, Canada Posts: 2,937 PANTERA HOUSE	rofl nice find! __________________

07-16-2006, 12:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
I StunT I GV Pro Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 849 I StunT I	LMAO true... i wonder what my teacher would say after i said something like that lmao.. omg what a find.. i gotta copy and paste that somewhere so i can show a million people this. __________________ Photoshop Fan of: Pantera, and Fat Tony.

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SLaYeR Administrator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Manchester, England Posts: 5,535 I SAS I SLaYeR	go back to wow you fag! __________________ GT: I SAS I SLaYeR - Let me know you're from GV or i wont accept.....

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PAINTBALL CRAKA GV Elder Join Date: May 2006 Location: no thanks, i'm dead Posts: 3,935 PAINTBALL CRAKA	hahaha, thats awesome nice find were you watching chers? or did you just find that on the internet

07-16-2006, 01:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
ABUSEDGOAT Vidz Review Team Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,692	Oldie but a goodie. Homer has a good one too... "Alcohol... the cause and solution to all of life's problems."

07-16-2006, 03:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tv x GriM GV Elder Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: in your mum. Posts: 2,378 ITNE JordaNo	lol its so true! __________________

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transmitable25 GV Elder Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,522 transmitable25	lol now ain't that the truth.

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