Randomness game

[Cowboys From Hell]

An attemp made by my (Hopeing) future girlfriend Lisa

I was walking to sams house when suddenly i triped over something blue, I like blue. I was getting up as out of nowhere a pink elephant runs past me n I think to my self wow, I tripped over something blue, i was eating breakfast one afternoon and a fruitloop jump out at me from my class of juice, i turned around n sam`was running away with my banana MY BANANA. I tryed running after her but i fell down..cuz of something blue again

[Pantera House]

*speaks in chinese imitation* : oooh cowboys soo horny...gonna **** long time!

[oAsIs]

haha let me try this......



one time my friend told me that he was on a date with a chick.and he was really drunk so he started talkin trash to his girl and he told me that he told her" dont ****en touch me *****, im a level 38 legit, ill rape you" and that she slapped the shit out of him and went home.
i was laughin so hard.

[DeathMufin]

One time in church at Burger King I drooled a keg of flesh eating tuna onto the blood stained panels at which point I spun backwards, engaging Darth Vader in Kung Fu so hard a congressman would condemn jeopardy for its extreme use of depens. At that moment "HYPERDRIVE" and the alien puppet next to me did a superjump. The sun was blotched as the eagle like being flung hersheself in a such an awe inspiring way to bring so much integrety to evil. Knowing I had a brief period of time to act, I grabbed the nearest monk, using her as a human shield until the rain of terror had come to an end and all was well in the wide world of disco...

[Pantera House]

you've got the idea..too much of a story line that makes sense...in this thread..sense isnt a factor....speaking of factor, i was in a FACTORY (lawl, added a letter to make another word) filled with floating sumo wrestelers...they kept screaming things at me like "OMG I HAVE A NOSE!" and "DUDE MY CAR CAN HONK ITS HORN!" i was all, w/e, those sumo wrestelers will shut up once the giant oompa loompa comes and sings beethovens symphony backwards...which reminds me.. i left my kitchens tap running, i better turn it out before ben stein comes out and bores me until i slash my arm hairs with a jaged fish net...god damn fetus's and there glasses..think there so tough because they can do the river dance on a frying pan full of grease when all i can do is juggle pepto bismol pills with my 3rd finger...3rd rhymes with turd....and bird...wow i want some phieclematter to throw at a pigeon..lego my ego pigeon butter!

[oAsIs]

Originally Posted by Pantera House

you've got the idea..too much of a story line that makes sense...in this thread..sense isnt a factor....speaking of factor, i was in a FACTORY (lawl, added a letter to make another word) filled with floating sumo wrestelers...they kept screaming things at me like "OMG I HAVE A NOSE!" and "DUDE MY CAR CAN HONK ITS HORN!" i was all, w/e, those sumo wrestelers will shut up once the giant oompa loompa comes and sings beethovens symphony backwards...which reminds me.. i left my kitchens tap running, i better turn it out before ben stein comes out and bores me until i slash my arm hairs with a jaged fish net...god damn fetus's and there glasses..think there so tough because they can do the river dance on a frying pan full of grease when all i can do is juggle pepto bismol pills with my 3rd finger...3rd rhymes with turd....and bird...wow i want some phieclematter to throw at a pigeon..

haha damn this is sickkkkk.
its effin funny man.
i dont think i cna come up with anything else.
haha

[Pantera House]

i added a little something at the end of it

[MasterMatrix8]

i once saw a man eat his own head...

[oAsIs]

Originally Posted by MasterMatrix8

i once saw a man eat his own head...

so you seen this man eat his head.swalloed his brains and drank his blood.stopped and thought about what he had did but forgot it all cuz his dumbass had already ate his own brain...
lol

[ABUSEDGOAT]

How has paintball cracka not responded to this yet? LOL