Randomness game

[shake]

this one time me and my friends were in a car comin back from vans and my one friend forgot he was holding his drink and dropped it on the floor.

ok, not so random, but its true.

[oAsIs]

Originally Posted by shake

this one time me and my friends were in a car comin back from vans and my one friend forgot he was holding his drink and dropped it on the floor.

ok, not so random, but its true.

this was random. but i guess its ok.
it reminds me of a "one time , at band camp" story.
lol

[TurretedBarrel]

Well, this one time I was playing DDR at an arcade. Some hot chicks came up and asked me how I was so good at it. I turned and simply said it was because my penis was large. After I uttered that remark, I proceded to pull out my level 100 Charizard card. By this time the girls were trying to take my pants off. I turned and walked away only to look back and say, "Sorry girls, its not for trade"

[PAINTBALL CRAKA]

Originally Posted by ABUSEDGOAT

How has paintball cracka not responded to this yet? LOL

well i was going to see, but....
as i was comming up from completly owning ven in your FFA, i encountered a thing, and not just anything, a struptaboulous, funtaboulous, mocktablongingful bodacious thing! as my eyes gazzed upon it, i realized, taht i was actually dreaming, and woke up, naked, in my front lawn, holding a garden nomb
when all of a sudden the garden nomb came to life, along with several other ones, they started to sing and dance to share
when all of a sudden captain crunch came in on his boat and said "ITS CRUNCHTACLUAR *****ES"
and then i was like thank you, thank you
and then he said, you can repay me in only one way, as i looked down to see he was wearing nothing buta pare of clear underpants, i became very uneasy
and then he said "no, no, no, thats what mrs. crunch is for" then he said" what i want you to do it to take out that son of a *****, count fudgula"
and i said to him, now why would i kill someone who i have never met
and then he said "because that bastard has been spreading lies, my cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth"

then i woke up again, and saw that i was in a jail cell, passing around a peace pipe, (a piece pipe may also be known as, a naked man)
when all of a sudden! the kool-aid man jumped through the wall "OH YAAAAAAH!!"
all the prisoners started cheering, oh yes! oh yes!
and i was all like, fo sheezy mi kal mon, is be flying high back on the east zide
i then ran through the doors like a gazelle

as i was walking through the streets, i saw a quent, little bistro, actually the quesntiest, most bitroius, litteset brioutuius bistro i have ever seen, and i wondered inside, hungry from all that peace pipe i smoked, i grabbed some spam flavoured ice cream
which leeds me to another story that i have
i was in the heart of the african jungle
a snake, must have been at least 90 feet long if it was an inch, swallowed me whole
i punched my way throw into his lower intestine where i made base camp for the night, well there i found, 3 beavers, 2 of britney soeares kids, and paris hilton
we talked for a while, and then hey told me a plan that they had divesised
escape the snakes belly through its anus
i thought they were mad, but seeing as that it was either that or face the armies of isangaurd, i dcided to flee for the anus

we were so close, the spears's/federlines went through first, then the beavers, then paris hilton, then when i went through, the snakes anus had been strecthed from the size of a pen tip, to the size of a full grown walrus, so i easily slid through it, when i reached the outside
it was quite a shock to go from jungle, to snake, to freezing cold, and thats wear i saw ti, at my feet, lay a pile, NAY! a mound of the people who had helped me escape the dreaded snake belly, but i was so hungry, i quickly scooped some up, and ate it, the cold made it quite good
and that is how i discovered spam ice cream

you know, spam cream, makes everything good in this world, spam vodka, spam champiegne, spam sauce with pills crushed into it

i'm not really sure if that follows what that was what you were looking for,but i watsed a good, 10 minutes of my life writing it, what am i talking about, wasted

[Pantera House]

rofl that was a good read.....PIGEON BUTTER!