Randomness game

[Pantera House]

ok so what you want to do is make up something uve done that makes no sense and is very random..just like this thread....

example :
this one time i wanted to make eggs...so i cracked an egg and a leprachaun fell out...so i ate some cereal in a sauna

ohhh i might get flamed for this!!

[Cowboys From Hell]

I sat down on my chips once and a fart came to me with a sight so massive it seemed like nuthin, I looked into my door to c wtf was wrong with my door to notice the door was door, man i love door, and that was the end of the world, cuz stone cold gave me a reason to, so Get ER Accomplished, as i was walking down the planet, i realized my penis was abnomally large and my hands could slip into n e crack know to man, i was unbeatable, i sealed it with a kiss and sent it to the setting in which involved a giant castle and a link to a website where porn of deans mom could be viewed for a pickle... to be x_cont....d

[Pantera House]

this one time..i was watching the weather, when doctor phil had a tumer shaped like wario's mustache right?...so i yelled at my pillow that it never loved me enough to take me to the circuis...long story short...i prefer blondes to brunnetes..espesially ones with sand scented toe nails

[Cowboys From Hell]

i went to the movies with lisa to find a telephone that beeped constantly like popcorn shiting on a turtle, it was so fun i couldnt believe my ears, i swear if that fag ever hits me again ill suck his left testicle sideways 4 times, man i love cheese, like when it glows like the sun peeing on the earth i wanna jump up and left wishing my life would just turn out to be more like Dimebags, I mean who wouldnt want to be ****ed daily and milk cows, i mean jeeze, wut do i have to do to get a little sex around here (that was dirty), MOO! So i walked into this bar right an this alien said "Take me to ur DEALER," I was like whoa man Jupiter's gravity isnt having that much of an effect on me, I just eat those lemons i dont want rabbies, like my god, how much teeth can i guy dance upon, he's no John Jacob Jingle Haggol Smith, its not ur name either so back the **** up, before i love ur sweet little ass with a crow-bar from hell, man im good like a bull in a china shop, so get raped newbs, ME for Presidant Y'all!

[fattony69]

Pantera was bad at sigs till he looked at a few tutorials and psds and got the full version, now he has some great sigs.

[Chilly is SiK]

i once slapped a corndog so hard it shitted butterflies until ephrum got so drunk he had sex with younggunna and then the corndog turned into a ****ing balloon that flew upside down into hell where there was a cat masturbating to cartoon porn that blew up because a ****ing 747 flew into it. and im tired.

[Pantera House]

alright, so i says to mable i says...why is your ear florescent...its making me want to climb in a twirling pile of gum...honestly, what kind of emoticon talks now a days, technology is flying like a zebra without wings....FLEE BUCKET?!...yes i said flee bucket, wat are you gonna do...stab my can of candles with ur ethereal pogo...pff..u newb, ill do a back flip backwards so fast your bodies midsection will resize itself until i cant see the suns moon...did i mention my favorite animal was pikachu..did you know if pikachu had a cold it would say...pika--CHOO!..its funny because its light green..well anyway, im gonna go lay on a rock filled with elves singing christmas charols.

[fattony69]

I once cought a shark in my bath tub. Once I caught it, I asked it, where did you come from? He said there. I said, where. I said, huh. He said under there. I said, underwear. He laughed at me and I punched him in his gut and threw him back in the sand.

[ViPeR]

O_o

[Pantera House]

you guys have the idea of it...try to keep up with me and cowboys..oh man this is hilarious