Funny work stories

dandamanyo22 · 08-14-2006, 07:40 PM

ok well i work at giant tiger its kinda run down but we have low prices on everything and its right n the middle of town so we get all the hicks and shit and like the crazy ktwon folks in are store and ive only been working there for about 3 months but i have had some really funny work storries or people yelling at me over really dumb ass shit so if u wanna post a funny work story or a funny story then do ill start off

ok it was my second week working, and im stalking some shelves when this guy is walking down the store whisling and he keeps getting louder and louder and hes standing in the same place and stuff all of a sudden he screems out in the middle of the store as loud as he caa and says, "Martha cant u ****ing hear me" lol so i wa slike laughing and after im walking around i see him again and as im walking buy he ask me if we got any more soup cans of this kind and as hes saying this hes not just taking them off 1 by 1 hes pilling these cans in and im like no srry thats all of them and then hes like **** my kids down these lolol it was so funny

so i got tons more but i wanna hear others so post away

QsK Icy · 08-14-2006, 08:07 PM

i work construction part time with my brother(like framing houses, etc...) and at the job sites theres always porter potties and when u goto go u got to. So im in there and im not sure if u have ever been in a poerter potty or not but at the top theres a little air vent and it goes straight to the blue water and my brother and his workers were throwing rocks in there and the blue nasty ass water was splashing back at my ass and i had blue but for the rest of the day.

*GandalfTheGreat* · 08-14-2006, 08:08 PM

I can't think of any stories right now but I can tell you some of the crazy things I used to do at a movie plex I used to work at.

Being an Usher

Cleaning up the theaters the trash can would be on the end of the room by the screen (we had stadium style seating btw). We would throw cups of coke into the trash can or hopefully.... We called it coke basketball. Freaking hilliarious the mess we would make

. I even hit the screen one time lol. I remember we got busted doing so we had to stay longer to mop up our messes

Tearing tickets at the podium we would fool people with all kinds of crap.
They ask if they could get back in, if they get a drink and I say no, gonna cost ya a dollar and sometimes...they even grabbed a dollar lol, of course I didn't take it though.

Being a projectionist

We would have races to see who could thread a movie the fastest.
We could turn the knob uncontrollably on the isle lights to fool people.
Seeing the ushers clean I would hurry and shut EVERYTHING off, all the lights and stuff and they'd be scared shitless in a big ass pitch black room!!

dandamanyo22 · 08-14-2006, 08:51 PM

ol bumping and giving a story of mine ok well

at are store we sell cloth and stuff and we have a full refund polacy or something so well this old man walks in probally about 70 yars ol dmabye 65 ok well im on the main cash and some people are just so clueless and they think u can only go to this cash so i got a long line and well this guy walks in and he walks infront of like the crowd of like 10 people and hes like i want an exchange so i was well sir ur gonna have to wait in line like every1 else and hes like no im gonna be abck and im gonna get another carpet so he leaves

and im like ok wtf was that so im putting people through ym cahs and he comes back yet again budding in line and hes like ok i want this carpet and its the exact same carpet same design and everything and im like ok do u have the recipt and hes like umm no but i got the tags so im like omg just get him through and out of here so i scan the tag through and the carpet and im like ok and i look at the screen and it says he owes money so im like not right and i look at it and the tags for a shirt and im like o srry u dont have the right tag and hes like yes it is and im like no its for a shirt and hes like no its not its for the carpet and im like omg lets c the other tag u have in ur hand and its for some other stuff so im like well i cant take ur refund if u dont have the tag or a recipt

so hes like no this isnt right the tags are right here and i dont need no recipt and im like srry i cant do this ahd hes like omg this is so dumb and like going old man crazy on me and then he like graps the carpet outa my hands and like old man runs the 2 carpets out of the place while i ws standing there like wtf every1s like wtf just happen did h get old man robbed haha so well i went and told the manager and she checked the tapes and phoned the cops and the next day he got arrested ahaha it was funny tho we got robbed by a old man haha

ABUSEDGOAT · 08-14-2006, 09:06 PM

Ok, this is from last week. I was gonna send it as an XBL message but it was too long.

I work at a high end specialty foods store. A lot of the work is shipping out products. Usually it's stuff like game meats, cheese, pates, or whatever. Everything is always wrapped and I am never touching the skin of dead animals.

Anyway, last week.. we got a strange order. Someone wanted an entire goat. I didn't even know we had goats other than goat cheese. So, I search for this damn thing and finally find it. An entire goat, frozen solid... all the way from Australia. The thing was big too. Some jerks at some country club wanted it, so we had to ship this thing. The problem was.. it wouldn't fit in the box. At this point, I tell my boss that this stupid frozen goat won't fit in a ridiculoulsy large box. He takes the goat, and smashes it against the table. The tail basically fell off so that it would now fit. My boss abused this goat. Needless to say, I felt like I was being placed in this box.

dandamanyo22 · 08-14-2006, 09:13 PM

lol nice ok im gonna restart my pc and then ill edit this and add a story come on every1 add some more stories these are all good

$ha · 08-14-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dandamanyo22

lol bumping and giving a story of mine ok well

at are store we sell cloth and stuff and we have a full refund polacy or something so well this old man walks in probally about 70 yars ol dmabye 65 ok well im on the main cash and some people are just so clueless and they think u can only go to this cash so i got a long line and well this guy walks in and he walks infront of like the crowd of like 10 people and hes like i want an exchange so i was well sir ur gonna have to wait in line like every1 else and hes like no im gonna be abck and im gonna get another carpet so he leaves

and im like ok wtf was that so im putting people through ym cahs and he comes back yet again budding in line and hes like ok i want this carpet and its the exact same carpet same design and everything and im like ok do u have the recipt and hes like umm no but i got the tags so im like omg just get him through and out of here so i scan the tag through and the carpet and im like ok and i look at the screen and it says he owes money so im like not right and i look at it and the tags for a shirt and im like o srry u dont have the right tag and hes like yes it is and im like no its for a shirt and hes like no its not its for the carpet and im like omg lets c the other tag u have in ur hand and its for some other stuff so im like well i cant take ur refund if u dont have the tag or a recipt

so hes like no this isnt right the tags are right here and i dont need no recipt and im like srry i cant do this ahd hes like omg this is so dumb and like going old man crazy on me and then he like graps the carpet outa my hands and like old man runs the 2 carpets out of the place while i ws standing there like wtf every1s like wtf just happen did h get old man robbed haha so well i went and told the manager and she checked the tapes and phoned the cops and the next day he got arrested ahaha it was funny tho we got robbed by a old man haha

Sorry i had to fix your one big run on sentence

dandamanyo22 · 08-14-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by B3wKiE

Sorry i had to fix your one big run on sentence

lol its the internet not an essay lol

ABUSEDGOAT · 08-14-2006, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B3wKiE

Sorry i had to fix your one big run on sentence

I actually agree. Some of your stuff is REALLY hard to understand.

Soldati · 08-14-2006, 09:31 PM

Im too young to work

BUT, my mom is a nurse (she's young), and one time, another nurse was absent, So she take her place. During the days, was taking the bath of an old patient. and you know what!?!, the 81 years-old patient got an ''you know what when you're excited''.
My mom was so humiliate. OMG, he's 81 year's-old and he was excited.

08-14-2006, 07:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
dandamanyo22 GV Elder Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CANADA eh Posts: 3,192 exno22	Funny work stories - 08-14-2006, 07:40 PM ok well i work at giant tiger its kinda run down but we have low prices on everything and its right n the middle of town so we get all the hicks and shit and like the crazy ktwon folks in are store and ive only been working there for about 3 months but i have had some really funny work storries or people yelling at me over really dumb ass shit so if u wanna post a funny work story or a funny story then do ill start off ok it was my second week working, and im stalking some shelves when this guy is walking down the store whisling and he keeps getting louder and louder and hes standing in the same place and stuff all of a sudden he screems out in the middle of the store as loud as he caa and says, "Martha cant u **ing hear me" lol so i wa slike laughing and after im walking around i see him again and as im walking buy he ask me if we got any more soup cans of this kind and as hes saying this hes not just taking them off 1 by 1 hes pilling these cans in and im like no srry thats all of them and then hes like ** my kids down these lolol it was so funny so i got tons more but i wanna hear others so post away __________________ Admin Dan

08-14-2006, 08:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
QsK Icy GV Elder Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: ChiCago Posts: 1,936 QsK Icy	i work construction part time with my brother(like framing houses, etc...) and at the job sites theres always porter potties and when u goto go u got to. So im in there and im not sure if u have ever been in a poerter potty or not but at the top theres a little air vent and it goes straight to the blue water and my brother and his workers were throwing rocks in there and the blue nasty ass water was splashing back at my ass and i had blue but for the rest of the day. __________________ Icy's Montage Database

08-14-2006, 08:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
GandalfTheGreat Cleaned Up Ogre Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Amarillo Tx Posts: 1,494 Little Gandalf	I can't think of any stories right now but I can tell you some of the crazy things I used to do at a movie plex I used to work at. Being an Usher Cleaning up the theaters the trash can would be on the end of the room by the screen (we had stadium style seating btw). We would throw cups of coke into the trash can or hopefully.... We called it coke basketball. Freaking hilliarious the mess we would make . I even hit the screen one time lol. I remember we got busted doing so we had to stay longer to mop up our messes Tearing tickets at the podium we would fool people with all kinds of crap. They ask if they could get back in, if they get a drink and I say no, gonna cost ya a dollar and sometimes...they even grabbed a dollar lol, of course I didn't take it though. Being a projectionist We would have races to see who could thread a movie the fastest. We could turn the knob uncontrollably on the isle lights to fool people. Seeing the ushers clean I would hurry and shut EVERYTHING off, all the lights and stuff and they'd be scared shitless in a big ass pitch black room!! __________________

08-14-2006, 08:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
dandamanyo22 GV Elder Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CANADA eh Posts: 3,192 exno22	ol bumping and giving a story of mine ok well at are store we sell cloth and stuff and we have a full refund polacy or something so well this old man walks in probally about 70 yars ol dmabye 65 ok well im on the main cash and some people are just so clueless and they think u can only go to this cash so i got a long line and well this guy walks in and he walks infront of like the crowd of like 10 people and hes like i want an exchange so i was well sir ur gonna have to wait in line like every1 else and hes like no im gonna be abck and im gonna get another carpet so he leaves and im like ok wtf was that so im putting people through ym cahs and he comes back yet again budding in line and hes like ok i want this carpet and its the exact same carpet same design and everything and im like ok do u have the recipt and hes like umm no but i got the tags so im like omg just get him through and out of here so i scan the tag through and the carpet and im like ok and i look at the screen and it says he owes money so im like not right and i look at it and the tags for a shirt and im like o srry u dont have the right tag and hes like yes it is and im like no its for a shirt and hes like no its not its for the carpet and im like omg lets c the other tag u have in ur hand and its for some other stuff so im like well i cant take ur refund if u dont have the tag or a recipt so hes like no this isnt right the tags are right here and i dont need no recipt and im like srry i cant do this ahd hes like omg this is so dumb and like going old man crazy on me and then he like graps the carpet outa my hands and like old man runs the 2 carpets out of the place while i ws standing there like wtf every1s like wtf just happen did h get old man robbed haha so well i went and told the manager and she checked the tapes and phoned the cops and the next day he got arrested ahaha it was funny tho we got robbed by a old man haha __________________ Admin Dan Last edited by dandamanyo22 : 08-14-2006 at 09:57 PM.

08-14-2006, 09:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
dandamanyo22 GV Elder Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CANADA eh Posts: 3,192 exno22	lol nice ok im gonna restart my pc and then ill edit this and add a story come on every1 add some more stories these are all good __________________ Admin Dan

08-14-2006, 09:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
ABUSEDGOAT Vidz Review Team Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,693	Ok, this is from last week. I was gonna send it as an XBL message but it was too long. I work at a high end specialty foods store. A lot of the work is shipping out products. Usually it's stuff like game meats, cheese, pates, or whatever. Everything is always wrapped and I am never touching the skin of dead animals. Anyway, last week.. we got a strange order. Someone wanted an entire goat. I didn't even know we had goats other than goat cheese. So, I search for this damn thing and finally find it. An entire goat, frozen solid... all the way from Australia. The thing was big too. Some jerks at some country club wanted it, so we had to ship this thing. The problem was.. it wouldn't fit in the box. At this point, I tell my boss that this stupid frozen goat won't fit in a ridiculoulsy large box. He takes the goat, and smashes it against the table. The tail basically fell off so that it would now fit. My boss abused this goat. Needless to say, I felt like I was being placed in this box.

08-14-2006, 09:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
Soldati GV Elder Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Reykjavík Posts: 3,395 Wii Online Code: 1004-8791-5048-5211 Soldati bia bia	Im too young to work BUT, my mom is a nurse (she's young), and one time, another nurse was absent, So she take her place. During the days, was taking the bath of an old patient. and you know what!?!, the 81 years-old patient got an ''you know what when you're excited''. My mom was so humiliate. OMG, he's 81 year's-old and he was excited. __________________ No more idioties.

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